True Story

Two Target employees walk into a Walgreens. The one tries several hairpieces on her tits, the other a squirrel on her giney. Short, bald Wal-ployee squatting in the toy aisle. "Excuse me, can you tell me where you keep the beaver food?" (Secret snickering from the adjoining aisle.) "The beaver food? I'm not sure we carry beaver food. We do have rabbit food though." "But we have a beaver, not a rabbit." "Doesn't your beaver eat wood?" Holy fucking almost lost it, but then this comes. "No...our woodchuck does though..." Can't hold it... "Let's just go check by the rabbit food." Follow, follow, follow... "We have Kibbles N Bits." "My beaver doesn't want Bits..." Second Target employee- "Can't Pussy wait to eat until morning?" Oh no she did not, oh yes she did... "You named your beaver Pussy?!" Two Target employees look at said Wal-ployee. "Um, yeah, what's wrong with that?" Can't hold it any longer, going to burst. Walk run to the door, "Thanks, and our beaver, Pussy thanks you too." Holy tight fuckin' abs after that shit. A, you fucking made my night!!!!!