Friday, October 19, 2007

You Should Be Pissed Too!

How is it ladies and gentlemen that we have let breastfeeding go from the norm to taboo in just 30 years? Even the fundamentalist christian right has no argument as to why breastfeeding is so bad. Only the christian scientist do; and really how can I argue with an alien?! If this were shown on TV now, parents would crucify the network, boycott sesame street. What is so unnatural, so wrong? When did we become a country of simultaneously
whorey and modest folk. Your two year old daughters are dressing in halter tops and butt shorts, but quick, hide them from a ....breast? Feeding a baby? How the fuck do these right wing assholes and righteous fuckers think Eve fed Cane and Abel? Furthermore, what the hell do these people think babies ate before corporate America came in and made them fake food? I've got news for you people!!!! Jesus suckled at a tit!!! And virtuous Mary DID NOT cover with a recieving blanket, hide in her stall or nurse next to the hole that served as her toilet. Biologically, my breasts were made for the purpose of sustaining my childs life. And they have in a restauraunt, at a bowling alley, in the company of friends and strangers, at work, at a hockey game, in my bedroom, with the door open, at the mall and any place else my child's inert need arose; all without hiding what I was doing! Please reconsider what you think is gross, immoral, indescreet, inappropriate and unnatural.

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